E. Carlson, March 2000


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Words of warning on the Plaza de Cesar E. Chavez fountain in good ole 'stubby' San Jose ('stubby' refers to San Jose not having any tall buildings - I saw that reference in the Mercury News this morning). Some folks are indignant at the slight and insist on building a new City Hall to make up for it.

Caution: Staring into the sun can be hazardous to your eyes.
Caution: Pouring McDonalds coffee onto your crotch can be hazardous to your crotch.
Caution: Not listening to that little voice in your head that says, "don't do it," can be hazardous to your health.


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