People who get tattooed all over their body are much more interesting than their tattoos. Look at Hank. He seems to have intelligent, reflective eyes. I cannot help but wonder what drove him to this career path.

He has the cutest "Scottie" puppy-dog tattoos on his belly. I would not mind having those pups on my belly. God bless you professor.

Careful observers will note that the right eye of a puppy is actually a growth on the professors stomach. Ingenious.