From E. Carlsons collection of oddities.

People who get tattooed all over their body are much more interesting than their tattoos. Look at Hank. He seems to have intelligent, reflective eyes. I cannot help but wonder what drove him to this career path.

He has the cutest "Scottie" puppy-dog tattoos on his belly. I would not mind having those pups on my belly. God bless you professor.

Careful observers will note that the right eye of a puppy is actually a growth on the professors stomach. Ingenious.