E. Carlson, circa 1999

Surf & Turf Cow

Lobster cow. Cows on parade dazzle, refracted, radiant in chiaroscuro of rain & neon glow of beefsteak restaurant.

Boulevadier cows pose for rain photographers. Sleek and gleaming, they are too damn good for the scruffy brutes back home, safe in their green fields.

"We must pity both the bovine and the crustacean ... their destiny lies in the bellies of the overfed." J. K. Collins