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Fosters Freeze, 600 N. 4th Street.
Evidence has surfaced, in some of the more prestigious UFO circles, that Fosters is nothing more than a front for Mercurian colonists. The aliens are fond of 1950's iconography, which hearkens to a bygone era of unfettered alien activity.

The ice-cream may be laced with with Valium and Paris green, rendering humans less alienated, and more green ... thereby more appetizing.

Ignore these warnings at your own peril Earth fools.

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