Gemini Disco : The Aquarius Party

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HELLO AND A HAPPY ALMOST NEW YEAR TO YOU. IT IS NOT QUITE THE NEW YEAR YET BUT I AM ASSURED THAT THE COMING YEAR OF THE TIGER WILL SURELY BE TIGER-Y. Please direct your red envelopes of unmarked, newly pressed bills to Gemini Disco HQ:

Gemini Disco
The Bank, Bank St.
San Francisco, CA, 94102

Errr...Oh wait what was I saying, right, its the time of the YEAR WHEN GEMINI DISCO CELEBRATES THE SIGN OF THE WATER BEARER, AQUARIUS! In honor of the metaphorical tidal flow that this brings it's time to reflect on a number of things and be humbled in this month of February that is BLACK HISTORY MONTH (and also Chinese new-year which is awesome for the money & mooncakes). For starters, we ought to reflect on HOW AWESOME LAST MONTH'S PARTY was, second we ought to think about HOW AWESOME THIS MONTH'S PARTY WILL BE. Yeah, thats right, think about that for a sec......okay the sec is up now. THIS MONTH WE ARE TREATING YOUR AURAL CAVITIES TO SOME AURAL PLEASURE THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU JUST HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED BEFORE. We love you, the dancers, SO MUCH that we are FLYING A MOTHERFUCKING DUDE DOWN FROM OREGON'S AMAZING MONORAIL DISCOTHEQUE JUST TO DJ FOR YOU. We salute REMY THE RESTLESS, Portland's finest Disco raconteur by having him massage your temples with the soothing sound of disco for something like an hour and a half. THAT WOULD EASILY COST OVER $100 DOLLARS AT A DISREPUTABLE MASSAGE PARLOR!!!1

Come early, dance till late, and expect NOTHING BUT MADNESS.

Hosted By: Le Dinosaur
Dee Jays: Nicky B & Derrick Love
Guest DJ: Remy the Restless (Monorailpdx.com)
Visuals By: Michelle SF

DRINK SPECIALS ALL NITE:
$3 Champagne! $3 Tequilas! $2 Coors!

The Gemini Disco Gang Loves You!