The Power Tool Drag Races
- When
- Event has passed (Sat May 17, 2008 - Sun May 18, 2008)
- Cost
- $20
- Tags
- City Events, Technology
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Description
"Time is short so get to building..... I can build a Power Tool Drag Racing machine in one day..... Can you?"--Steven Nelson, Seventeen-time PTDR participant and Token Redneck
THEY SAID it couldn't happen. . .
THEY SAID it would never return. . .
THEY SAID it had run its course. . .
WE SAY
Hey doofus, pass the chili cheese fries and get me another beer.
THAT'S RIGHT SPORTSFANS,
it's racing . . . racing . . . racing
OH MY ^$%#$# G-D, It's the Power Tool Drag Races!
See Massive Milwaukees versus Devastating DeWalts! Porter Cable Drag Chutes on Sawzall chassis! Hardcore Black and Decker big-block action and inspired fits of Makita re-engineering! Junkyard hot dogs and cotton candy for the kids. OSHA-horrifying conditions in the pits for the kids over 18!
Yes friends, it's:
The @%$ing POWER TOOL DRAG RACES!
Come one, come all, ladies and gentlemen, start your motors!
AND REMEMBER: It's Not Bad, It's Punk Rock.
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