Hip-hop isn't the only genre that's figured out just how fun a clever prosperity-gospel tune full of choice product placements can be. Chris Janson's "Buy Me A Boat"—featuring a rip-roaring chorus about the power of cold hard cash—has racked up more than 50 million views on YouTube. "I ain’t rich, but I damn sure wanna be," the Missouri-born songwriter sings on the track. The conclusion is clear: money might not be able to buy happiness, but it can sure as hell buy a boat, a truck to pull it, and an expensive, brand-name ice chest full of "silver bullets." Yeehaw!