E. Carlson, circa 1999

Bituminous-black Belted Galloway proudly states her credentials in text - impeccable blood lines, a nice white belt, a coat of black or dun. This is a hoity-toity cow that will have its comeupance on my dinner plate. Its hide will make a dandy two-toned mini-skirt for some tarted-up bubble-dancer on Lakeshore Drive.